Solomon’s wisdom and knowledge - give me a break

Just fooling around wordpress I found hardcore admirer of bible, Solomon etc. nonsense

http://samuelatgilgal.wordpress.com/2008/09/15/what-would-you-ask-for/

Neato song for background of the articles about king Solomon http://www.deezer.com/track/55162

Obviously the God did not give him too much wisdom. Apart of the knowledge that if the blade is not sharp enough you will need more force - conclusion from the times of Homo Erectus, Solomon married 300 and abused 400 women and made them his slaves. I bet he even did not know their names - can you imagine how many 700 persons are? Try to remember 700 names of people you know - not easy task. Well so many human beings the “wise” king got himself. Even the muslims are tending to stop marrying when they already have nearly ten wive’s.

I can imagine Solomon picking up wife while riding around and seeing nice chick. Then he says to the chief of his bodyguards for example let call him Josh.

Solomon:”Hey Josh - other nice peace of meat. Yay”
Josh (while thinking “damn, not again”):”Yeah, you want her?”
Solomon:”Sure, she’s pretty isn’t she? Go tho her father and ask for the price.”
Josh:”Why you just don’t rape her - according to bible then she will cost you only fifty shekel”
Solomon:”Not today - I am in romantic mood. Just go and ask for the price, you lazy bastard!”

After going to the next village Josh comes with news:
“The old fox wants 500″
Solomon:”Bring him 250 and tell him to shut up otherwise I will take her for free and will hang up the old greedy bastard! After that take the chick to the palace - tonight I will merry her, hahahahaha.”

Feel free to imagine the destiny of the wife (female slave) No 576 of the king “wiseass” Solomon